"There is a DEAD Horse in the White House"
(Sharing an Email from a fellow patriot in my county)
Hi Y'all,
There is a dead horse in the White Hearse !!!
p.s. Indian can forecast next hard winter.
White man byum lotta coal....
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Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 07:37:57 -0700
Subject: INDIAN LOGIC VERSUS GOVERNMENT!
If you don't understand this theory, you haven't lived long enough.
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead
horse, the best strategy is to dismount."
However, in government and education more advanced strategies are
often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride
dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead
horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve
the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is
less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes
substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some
other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And of course....
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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